But we all know how this story ends.
Adam's Maurizio is radiating awkward virginal vibes so powerful they're practically visible from space, and Gaga's Patrizia is clearly at the point where she's done waiting for him to make a move. We can only guess whether this is meant to be their first kiss or not, but given the body language in the short video clip floating around, in which you can see him kindle as soon as their lips touch, I think it's a safe bet. I can hardly wait to see what the final cut looks like, b/c holy havers was this a LOT and it's from forever away. In the meantime, my brain went "brrrrrrrrr" and that meant it was a moral imperative that I paint it.
This was drawn from a reference taken by paparazzi on 18 Mar 2021, a day that broke the brains of TWO collective fandoms. If it wasn't the romance on the rowboat, it was the two of them cuddled up and smiling on that not-a-vespa scooter. What a time to be alive!
Honestly not a clue how long this took, somewhere north of 6 hours but less than 12 is the best I can guess.

Adam's Maurizio is radiating awkward virginal vibes so powerful they're practically visible from space, and Gaga's Patrizia is clearly at the point where she's done waiting for him to make a move. We can only guess whether this is meant to be their first kiss or not, but given the body language in the short video clip floating around, in which you can see him kindle as soon as their lips touch, I think it's a safe bet. I can hardly wait to see what the final cut looks like, b/c holy havers was this a LOT and it's from forever away. In the meantime, my brain went "brrrrrrrrr" and that meant it was a moral imperative that I paint it.
This was drawn from a reference taken by paparazzi on 18 Mar 2021, a day that broke the brains of TWO collective fandoms. If it wasn't the romance on the rowboat, it was the two of them cuddled up and smiling on that not-a-vespa scooter. What a time to be alive!
Honestly not a clue how long this took, somewhere north of 6 hours but less than 12 is the best I can guess.
